BULLO12 Posted March 17, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them asAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .And furthermoreHOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a' BREASTED AMERICAN.'2. She is not 'EASY' - She is'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a' LOW COST PROVIDER.'HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case ofRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's'REAR CLEAVAGE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80mins Posted March 17, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,363 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/30/2005 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'd challenge that equating Bad Dancer with Overly Caucasian is not politically correct... let's go with "Rhythmically challenged" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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