Sick Leave - Oldie but still funny

[BULLO12]

I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss

would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I

acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few

days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made

funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what

I was doing.

 

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so

that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me

a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and

asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

 

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home

and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked

her, '...And where do you think you're going?!'

  (You're gonna love this....)

 

 

  She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in

the dark.