New Store

[BULLO12]

Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their

soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,

with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some

idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window

and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure

enough, a curious old senior walked to the window, had

a peek and in a soft accent asked 'What are you

sellin' here?'  One of the men replied sarcastically,

'We're selling ass-holes.'  Without skipping a beat,

the old timer said,'You're doing well.  Only two

left.'

     

Seniors - God bless them - don't mess with them.