deters- Posted December 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 3,749 Reputation: 309 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/22/2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded intoThe limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver noticesThat the Pope is still standing on the curb'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?''Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me driveAt the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.''I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'dNever gone to work that morning.'There might be something extra in it for you,' saysThe Pope.Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behindThe wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exitingThe airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but thePope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God,I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, butThe cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets onThe radio.'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped aLimo going a hundred and five.'So bust him,' says the Chief.'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said theCop.The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!''No, I mean really important,' said the cop.The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'Cop: 'Bigger.'Chief: 'Governor?'Cop: 'Bigger.''Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'Cop: 'I think it's God!'Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'...................keep going..........................Cop: 'He's got the ******* Pope as a chauffeur!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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