Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

[BULLO12]

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the

firm's guidelines based upon the hurricane's intensity:

Hurricane Category #1

No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to

avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2

Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3

Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you

avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be

provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4

More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we

will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take

extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5

Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when

the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate

cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

[Velcro]

Hurricane Category #5

Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when

the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate

cake at 3:00 pm in the kitchen.

Hey, i didn't volunteer for that duty!

[Bruce Blingstein]

Sales before safety