Old men

[BULLO12]

An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,

so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some

apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down

to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with

glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women

skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence

and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies

swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the

bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

[Bull Martin]

:clap

Bravo