THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

[BULLO12]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids

each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take

music or dance classes

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house

clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do

laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries

each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and

relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a

dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the

Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with

jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails

polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe

abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood

swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at

least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each

night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth

and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father

will be required to know all of the following information: each

child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and

doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length

of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,

favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they

want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man

wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his

spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and

over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to

be called Mother!