HERO

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

    "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang

of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave

her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and

smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,

and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the

sh@it out of all of you!"

    St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"

    " Just a couple of minutes ago."