SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

[BULLO12]

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have

to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We

turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our

pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived

and we o pened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't

want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the

bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The

cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife

doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the

night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,

"He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said,

as we drove away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to

poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take

off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket

to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass

downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

[SixtySix]

bwhahahaha ;D