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A Joke for Gurly Bull

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By JrGMan2004
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A joke dedicated to our resident Blond, Gurly Bull :D

Two UF Alums, Bubba and Cletus, are out working at a local school. They're standing under a flag pole, decked out in UF gear looking up at the flag pole. A Blonde by the name of Gurly Bull in full Bulls Regalia comes walking along, stops, and looks up at the flag pole with them. "Whatcha doin'?" she asks.

They look back to her, and Bubba responds, "Well, we've been given the assignment of figuring out the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder to get to the top."

So Gurly Bull thinks about it for a second, then goes digging in her purse and pulls out a wrench. She unbolts the flagpole and lays it down on the ground. She pulls out a tape measure, measures the flagpole and tells the UF Alums the measurement. Gurly Bull then packs up her stuff and walks away.

Cletus looks over at Bubba and says, "Typical Dumb Blond Bulls Fan... we ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

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