Once Upon A Time (Not Totally PC)

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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew

that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch

them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the

Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and

said>that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but

it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick

readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little

bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed,

the itching commenced and grew intense.Upon being summoned to the Royal

Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen

that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this

type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would

work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote

for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next

four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and

magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and

Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment

of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have

cared less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to

the King, with a laugh told him to eff off.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder

into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills