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Steve and Chris; were adrift in a lifeboat.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Steve stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Steve immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into The Worlds Best beer. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Chris looked disgustedly at Steve whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment Chris said, "Nice going Steve! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

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