My Resume'

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned,

couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, I just couldn't hack it,

so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, I wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was

a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was

too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life,

I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,

I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found

I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have

any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, and discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,

the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian,

until I realized there was no future in it.

I could have been a Violinist, but found I'm too high-strung.

A Bowler, but it's not up my alley,

A Magician, but the urge vanished,

A Librarian, but I shelved the idea,

A Plumber, but it was only a pipe-dream

My last job was working at Starbucks,

I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.