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Four Little Animals

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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and

said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like

my Mom always says."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little

animals would that be?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the

garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.

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That was funny!   Thanks for starting my day off with a smile.    :)

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