Late For Work

[BULLO12]

Bill just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about what to do about it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

"Bill, I have to tell you, I like your work ethics, but your being

late often is bothersome.'

"Yes, I know boss, and I'm working on it."

"Well, good. That`s what I like to hear. It`s odd though, your coming

in late. I know you`re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, "Good morning, Admiral."

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