My Friend Jack

[BULLO12]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed

him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I

grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its

mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without

incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake

with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South ...!