80mins Posted November 7, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,363 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/30/2005 Share Posted November 7, 2009 During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'llbe right back.""That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom atthe dinner table.And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us yourgood manners?""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have toshake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduceyou to after dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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