Catholic Coffee Time

[BULLO12]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. 

  The first  Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks  into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

  The second  Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a  room people call him 'Your Grace'."

  The third Catholic  gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone  says 'Your Eminence'."

  The fourth Catholic man then says,  "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him  'Your Holiness'."

  Since the lone Catholic woman was  sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,  "Well....?" 

  She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,  slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips. When she walks into  a room, people say, "Oh My God.." 

[JerseyBull06]

very funny

I also overthing everything...first thought after chuckling was that those proportions are next to impossible...I worked at VS too long to not notice that immediately