Jump to content

  • USF Bulls fans join us at The Bulls Pen

    It's simple, free and connects you to other South Florida Bulls fans!

  • Members do not see this ad, Register

A SHORT LOVE STORY

BULLO12

By BULLO12
in The Trough

Recommended Posts

BULLO12 Toro Magnifico

BULLO12

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  0
  • Content Count:  6,502
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  10/27/2003
Posted

A man and a woman who had never met  before, but who were  both married to other  people,

found themselves assigned to  the same sleeping room on a trans-continental  train.

Though initially  embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a  room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and  she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man  leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........  'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you,  but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second  blanket?  I'm awfully  cold.'

   

'I  have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend  that we're married.'

'Wow!......................  That's a great idea!', he  exclaimed.

   

'Good,' she replied.  .............'Get your own ******* blanket.'

   

   

After a moment of  silence, .....................he  farted.

   

The  End

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Tell a friend

    Love TheBullsPen.com? Tell a friend!

  • South Florida Fight Song

     

  • Quotes

    “In my mind, I’m kind of like, ‘OK, excuses over'. We know what we need to do. We’ve got the right team together, and now we move forward, and we’ll evaluate and be accountable to each other, including myself, from this point forward.”

    Michael Kelly  

  • Files

  • Recent Achievements

  • Popular Contributors

  • Quotes

    Valiant efforts are for losers, moral victories are for losers. That’s what losers say. Winners win.

    Alex Golesh  

×
×
  • Create New...

It appears you are using ad blocking tools.  This site is supported through ads.  Please disable in order to enjoy full access to The Bulls Pen.  Registration is free and reduces ads.

Got it!
Dismiss