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Steinbrenner's Top 10 "To-Do" List Items

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Courtesy of "suckydent" at YankeesSuck.com

Top 10 things George Steinbrenner needs to do this morning:

10. Avoid getting tears on final paychecks while signing.

9. Break Kevin Brown's other hand.

8. Change name of TV network to "No."

7. Begin eating heart out.

6. Steal and hide all of neighbors' newspapers.

5. Finally come out.

4. Order A-Rod more Vagisil.

3. Assign blame (stay away from all mirrors).

2. Pack bag for Florida.

1. Meet with Devil. Plead for one more year on Earth.

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