BULLO12 Posted April 15, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted April 15, 2008 A golfer was in a competitive match with a friend, who was ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbled to himself. Just then, a stranger walked up beside him and whispered, 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?' Thinking the man was crazy and his answer would be meaningless, the golfer also felt that maybe this was a good omen so he said, 'Sure,' and sunk the putt. Two holes later, he mumbled to himself again, 'Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The same stranger was at his side again and whispered, 'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?' Shrugging, the golfer replied, 'Okay.' And he made an eagle.On the final hole, the golfer needed another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his side and said, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?' Definitely,' the golfer replied, and he made the eagle.As the golfer was walking to the club house, the stranger walked alongside him and said, 'I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.' 'Nice to meet you,' the golfer replied, 'I'm Father O'Malley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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