New Lyrics

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It  was fun being a baby boomer... until now.

Some  of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to  accommodate aging baby boomers.

They  include:

Herman's  Hermits --- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo  Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The  Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby  Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta  Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny  Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul  Simon--- Fifty  Ways  to Lose Your Liver.

The  Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin  Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol  Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo  Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The  Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---  Denture Queen.

Tony  Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen  Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie  Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And  my favorite:

Willie  Nelson --- On the Commode again!