Bonds on DL? - may not travel to Tampa

[___ Eats It]

Barry Bonds may be headed to the Disabled List due to injuries that would normally be no problem but have been amplified and aggravated by his steroid use.  This comes as a disspointment to those of us in Tampa, who were going to travel to Tropicana Field to harass him about BALCO during the Interleague series in mid-June

However, I have another theory.  I think the Giants are keeping him from travelling to the Trop because they think his giant, roided up head may keep clanking into the Catwalk B ring over the infield.

[KnightsRule]

I thought the probelm was his giant head would not fit into an airplane...

[Velcro]

I think the problem has to do with the heat and humidity in tampa... i think it would literally make his head explode.

[Markeymark]

I think the problem has to do with the heat and humidity in tampa... i think it would literally make his head explode.

Actually, with the Trop's climate-controlled environment, that might not be a problem.

The real problem would be that his large head would create its own weather patterns and play havoc with the Trop's AC system.

[Velcro]

It would also have its own gravitational force and cause havoc with the vendors as they toss the peanuts to the fans, resulting in injuries and lawsuits.

[smazza]

he is doing fine