Velcro Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 999 Content Count: 19,229 Reputation: 7 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/14/2002 Share Posted May 19, 2004 hemmoroids not steroids, for his crappy performanceBarry Bonds Blames Hemorrhoids Not Steroids For His Runs By StaffMarch, 03Known as the "King of the Porcelain Throne", in the clubhouse, home run slugger Barry Bonds denied allegations that he ingested steroids to enhance his performance at the plate.During a press conference to clear the air, Bonds credited healthy eating and a bad case of hemorrhoids for his crappy performance. Bonds blames hemorrhoids, not steroids for his runs. Doctor Henry Goldman, brought in to examine Bonds agrees."After examining Mr. Bonds thoroughly, I can say unequivocally, without any doubt, that Mr. Bonds suffers from the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever encountered in my career as a Doctor. In my professional opinion, his hemorrhoids would not only account for his runs, the stench from his ass would melt the leather off any baseball"."I have never encountered a case where steroid use caused runs, in fact the opposite is true, Steroids tend to harden the stool and in extreme cases can cause a person to become bound-up", added Goldman.MLB is expected to release its decision next week on whether or not it will proceed to take action against Bonds for the bloody mess created by this latest scandal to hit the big leagues. Many insiders say Bonds will likely come out of the "hole mess" smelling like Pete Rose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastKnight Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 537 Content Count: 2,718 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/2003 Share Posted May 19, 2004 LOL ;D ;D Should we rename this board to the Bariod board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velcro Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 999 Content Count: 19,229 Reputation: 7 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/14/2002 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 or maybe it is the Trivia board, at least today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastKnight Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 537 Content Count: 2,718 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/2003 Share Posted May 19, 2004 or maybe it is the Trivia board, at least today.Time out for trivia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velcro Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 999 Content Count: 19,229 Reputation: 7 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/14/2002 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 i have no problem with trivia... just hadn't seen it in a while... it is slightly tougher to turn these NBA trivia questions into bonds slams... but i guess i can get creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightsRule Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 104 Content Count: 2,464 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/16/2003 Share Posted May 19, 2004 i have no problem with trivia...  just hadn't seen it in a while... it is slightly tougher to turn these NBA trivia questions into bonds slams... but i guess i can get creative.If it is to much trivia let me know. We have not had any in so long and I found a spot on my bloomberg that has 100's of trivia questions. Some are very simple and some are on cycling, soccer, formula 1 etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velcro Posted May 19, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 999 Content Count: 19,229 Reputation: 7 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/14/2002 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 keep em coming ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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