OnTheBus

At what point do we panic, As USF's search for a coach Goes on and on and on, And time goes by like a roach? Will we find the perfect coach To lead our team to great heights? Or will constant searching leave us lost Without a leader in the night? At what point do we panic? When patience has worn slim Let's hope a leader appears soon Before the ship is all but sunken in.

There once was a VP of Athletics, Michael Kelly of South Florida fame He failed to hire a coach To bring the team to approach So they're stuck with mediocrity's name.

Manny Diaz, a man of little success Failed to bring the U to greatness His exit from Miami was a mess But now he looks to the future, no less. Gone is Deion, off to Colorado, Leaving behind a pride that's feeling low. But Diaz offers a new way to go, Ready to lead the Bulls from the depths of woe. Manny Diaz comes to South Florida, A new leader with a mission to fulfill. He's been around the game and knows the drill, And offers hope to a team that's been through much ill. Welcome Manny Diaz, South Florida's new coach, A fresh start for the Bulls, a chance for them to approach The game with a different attitude and heart, In hopes of creating a winning art.

We were all so eager, waiting on the edge of our seat For Deion Sanders to make his choice so we could meet The head coach of Jackson State, we were so excited But if we had known weeks ago, we would have never been slighted To sit and wait for an answer, to hope and to pray That Deion would come to our school and take the reins that day But if we had known earlier, we could have just moved on And found a new leader without Deion's long drawn con We could have had a coach by now, and our team be well-led But instead we waited and waited, until the decision was said We could have gone on with our lives, but we waited and we watched And now that Deion has said no, we feel like we've been botched If we had known earlier, we could have filled that hole But now we must find another, and it's not a sight to behold So we'll keep searching and searching, until we find the one Who will lead our team to greatness, and make sure that we have fun!

Deion Sanders was in a bind, He had to make a choice, of two minds But in the end, he had his say And he chose Colorado, not Tampa Bay He said South Florida was the one, But Fort Collins he couldn’t shun The mountains and beauty made him proud And it was only fitting that he said it loud The Buffaloes will now have a leader, He’ll bring back the glory, that’s a creeper Deion Sanders will bring the fire And a lot of people will desire To see the Buffaloes rise to fame As he leads them to success and acclaim Deion Sanders chose the right path And with him the Buffaloes will have a blast

Okay I'm starting to think Deion might be considering the Colorado job.

Funny then that the Dolphins are coached by the biggest obvious stoner among NFL HCs.

Who would accept a job offer without even visiting the place...

Here's a fair question... I think it's clear that Deion did indeed visit the USF campus earlier this week. There's been enough reporting through the grapevines... has there ever been any reporting that he actually has visited Colorado, stepped foot on campus? I haen't seen any.

Oh ****, Gus Malzhan is available? Gus is coming!

We’ve already had one Chuckles, a second would make it three too many.

It may have been a done deal 6 hours ago, but might not be a done deal now. Could be back to a done deal tomorrow. You know how these things go.

Colorado continuing to leak as much as possible. Once again, these are not the steps you take if you think you are the frontrunner for Deion. Colorado wants it known that when Deion chooses somewhere else, wherever else, at least they tried.

Legit question, why not hit up Jim Mora? He can coach, he's getting underpaid in the freezing cold of independent Connecticut, where he just overdelivered in a single year.

I have sought our future AI overlords (beta.openai.com/playground) for their wisdom

i have just gotten off the phone with dylan sandler. sandler is very excited to get to temple’s torrence. he expects to fill every seat at roy joy every week. dylan is coming

Every bit of that is true.

However this ends, without a doubt the past week is the most alive I’ve felt as a USF football fan since Willie left, and that’s including Chuckle’s first year and every close matchup with Valencia College’s drunk uncle.

I sure hope so, Deion’s running out of time to get his 2025 coach candidacy tour rolling. Gotta schedule that **** fast.

Interim Captain’s Log: 02122022 We’ve been adrift without a head captain for a month now. Or has it been three years? Maybe even six years, time has begun to blur out in the vast dark void. The crew yearns for salvation. Harbour Lighthouse, please guide us home where I pray a new captain awaits.

Relax. 8am Monday is only 79 hours away.

Ah, **** it. #BringBackBresnahan