I don't know... i think i'd take Jesus Christ as my coach in a heartbeat, even if he didn't give his all, we'd still go 34-0 every year, and never miss a free throw.  And we'd beat down Duke Blue Devils every year, just out of principle. ÂÂ
I don't know, man, Jesus Christ never had the size to take on the big men under the net.  Plus, his team would get called for Walking (on water) every game...
*Badda bing!*
Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress.
Jesus wouldn't have to take on big men under the net... he'd be the coach, not the power forward... although i don't doubt he coudl do that too, if he'd be willing to don some Nike's instead of sandals.
Jesus would only have to motivate the players (should be the best at that) ,
and scream obsenities at the ref... that might be the sticking point.
We probably tie against the catholic schools