A UCF coach on one of his players:
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
What does the average UCF player get on his SATs?
Drool.
How many UCF freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
How did the UCF football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
Two UCF football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, " Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"