The hottest coaching search this week is in Tamplona. They've got everything: a cardboard cutout of Tony Elliott with Jeff Scott on the other side, Willie Taggart's old bus, Rich Bisaccia standing on top of Joey Knight's shoulders dressed in a trenchcoat like in an old movie, some guy named Drinkwitz, Lane Kiffin's ex-wife, Donnie Abraham trying to sneak past the bouncer, a message board poster who lived with Larry Scott, and an angry toddler dressed like Jim Leavitt who slaps everyone who doesn't dance fast enough.