Since you are Bulls, you will start with 100 points.
Have you rooted for the Noles/Canes/Bastard Gators since USF has had football?
Yes...a fan of Miami.
(Subtract 10 points)
Do you own Noles/Canes/Bastard Gators' paraphernalia (also known as 'garbage')?
Yes...a FSU fan long before USF had a team
(Subtract 10 points)
Do you feel a deep hurt when we lose a football/basketball/baseball game (other sports also count)?
Yes.
When we recruit players, do you get emotionally attached to the outcome?
No...key word 'recruit'.
(If "No", subtract 10 points.)
Have you attended, transferred, or applied to another university since you were a Bull?
No...one stint in college is enough.
Will you call in sick / cancel a hot date/ abandon something pretty important (like your anniversary) to watch/attend a major USF sporting event?
No...I generally schedule around sporting events.
(If "No", subtract 10 points.)
If for some ungodly reason USF Athletics were shut down completely, would you cry for days and days?
Yes.
When USF got football, did you hop/jump around like a little kid upon hearing the news?
Yes.
If you had a choice to choose between a USF alumnus or your non-USF relative for employment, would you choose the Bull?
No...I've met some incredibly 'mentally challenged' Bulls
and some very bright folks from Notre Dame, Duke and
UNCC.
(If "No", subtract 10 points.)
Would you let your child attend another university?
Yes...Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford or USF...
(If "Yes", hit yourself on the head and subtract 10 points.)
Would you let your child attend Bastard Gator U?
Sure...UF is a pretty good school.
(If "Yes", poke yourself in the eye and subtract 25 points!
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Hmmm...looks like I got a 15! 8)