TheUpperHand

Why?

Leon Sandcastle?

This is what our conference is now, I guess. The biggest story is apparently something no one outside of South Carolina understands.

Fire Jamey Chadwell!

Possibly battling with FAU for Willie Simmons?

If you truly believed that, you'd refer to him as Mike Calta

We lost by 21 points...Deion's jersey number is 21. Sanders to USF confirmed! At 8:00 AM, right?

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Deion Sanders Will NOT Be Taking the USF Job

Sounds like my wife on our honeymoon.

Now, now. A sizable amount has been shitposting, too.

Extend him then fire him.

He said it right in his tweet.

I saw Deion at a grocery store in Tampa this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Deadman's switch app. All the great thinkers have it. It saved me once when I dropped my phone in the toilet in the middle of posting about why Curly Joe was the best stooge.

Around 2006 or 2007, I dressed up as the Burger King with a green and gold cape (the 'creepy king' was a meme at the time) and that was good enough to get me pulled from the student section for Hit Hootie. They debated it for a bit because they were worried focusing attention on a fast food mascot would offend Hooters. Anyways, I couldn't see crap out of the mask and missed wide all three times. Games haven't had that electric atmosphere in a loooong time.

Why are these jabronis going to USF for information and not @deioniscoming?

Speaking of tease...

Only two people can do it.

Make of it what you will.

Leon Sandcastle runs a 4.2 40. No doubt in my mind that he could have been in both places.

Dude, you need to catch up. Deion has already decided for sure he's not coming here since that was posted. And now it's a maybe again.