Translated for Bausfkid
Squire Bone: Good sir, how are you? I hope all is well. I write to you to inquire about our mutual friend, Sire Griffin.
Duke Bivins: Our good friend Sterling is no longer with us for he has transferred to Louisiana Technical University.
Squire Bone: Good heavens! Oh lamentable day. If it is not too bold to ask, what occurred that would cause such a decision? He indubitably does not want to find himself subject to rules regarding intra-division transfers, does he? He assuredly would have to forgo a season of playing handegg!
Page KRock: Lords Bone and Bivins, Sire Griffin would not have to forgo a season of play as he will be graduating this summer; he will be immediately available for Louisiana Technical University, pip pip.
Duke Bivins: Squire Bone, Sire Griffin expressed that the coaching staff was his reason for making the decision.
LOL!!