Mind numbing UCF/USF drivel, et al

[GaUSFBull]

And they're always after his lucky charms ...

[DERBY]

And they're always after his lucky charms ...

Less like the cartoon one and more like this...

[SRQ]

New legislation just passed in Florida:

Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, or "bath salts" were made illegal (SB 1886/HB 1039), as was bestiality or “sexual contact with an animal.†(SB 344/HB 125) and synthetic marijuana. (SB 204/HB 39).

[goodknightfl]

Sounds like a USF problem to me.  You guys love them green cows.

[The Great 8]

Sounds like a USF problem to me.  You guys love them green cows.

Hate to say it, but this UCiFer just won this battle of witts.

[xguju]

He looks like a used car salesman. And he doesn't tell kids and parents that ucf will be invited to the Big East. No, he tells them that the SEC, Pac-12, the Big 10 and the AFC south are in a biding war over them.

LOL

Don't forget the NFC South

[BullFan98]

- Georgia Tech is placed on probation for using ineligible players right after he leaves for Notre Dame

- Loses his job at Notre Dame over misrepresentations on his resume

- Erek Plancher dies during a football practice where it is reported that he is mistreated by coaching staff

- Claims to UCF recruits that they will definitely be in the Big East despite not having an invite

- Claims to Alumni Donors that UCF and USF will be resuming their football series when no such arrangement exists

Am I missing anything?  I would like this to not just be wild accusations, I think we can find news articles documenting pretty much all of that stuff.  I don't care if his coaching abilities are great, it's obvious that you can't trust a single word this guy says.  Why would kids want to play for someone they can't trust?

Yes...UCF is 3-45 against teams from automatic qualifying conferences since it moved up to FBS in 1996.

[DERBY]

- Georgia Tech is placed on probation for using ineligible players right after he leaves for Notre Dame

- Loses his job at Notre Dame over misrepresentations on his resume

- Erek Plancher dies during a football practice where it is reported that he is mistreated by coaching staff

- Claims to UCF recruits that they will definitely be in the Big East despite not having an invite

- Claims to Alumni Donors that UCF and USF will be resuming their football series when no such arrangement exists

Am I missing anything?  I would like this to not just be wild accusations, I think we can find news articles documenting pretty much all of that stuff.  I don't care if his coaching abilities are great, it's obvious that you can't trust a single word this guy says.  Why would kids want to play for someone they can't trust?

Yes...UCF is 3-45 against teams from automatic qualifying conferences since it moved up to FBS in 1996.

Oh man, that's a good one... how could I forget about my piece of UFC Trivia!

[Danm1983]

Don't forget to denote that one of the wins was against a probation riddled Alabama team that would have otherwise stomped them.

[Rizman]

- Georgia Tech is placed on probation for using ineligible players right after he leaves for Notre Dame

- Loses his job at Notre Dame over misrepresentations on his resume

- Erek Plancher dies during a football practice where it is reported that he is mistreated by coaching staff

- Claims to UCF recruits that they will definitely be in the Big East despite not having an invite

- Claims to Alumni Donors that UCF and USF will be resuming their football series when no such arrangement exists

Am I missing anything?  I would like this to not just be wild accusations, I think we can find news articles documenting pretty much all of that stuff.  I don't care if his coaching abilities are great, it's obvious that you can't trust a single word this guy says.  Why would kids want to play for someone they can't trust?

Yes...UCF is 3-45 against teams from automatic qualifying conferences since it moved up to FBS in 1996.

That is not impressive at all. 

Wins against Alabama 2000, WolfPack 1997, and Georgia 2010

That is it.