Since you seem to care, why is it that you don't live in #1?
Surely someone with your skills, abilities, and resources can afford to move up in the world..
The true golden toilet of sh!tholes I guess.
So, just wondering, who is your number two NCAAF team?
Btw, I thought everyone who contributed to this thread had some great ideas. Definitely worthy of posting on a college football message board.
Proximity to work.
And Army would be my #2.