We Comin' (UM Game Smack Thread)

[MiamiNed]

 

 

I'm sort of jealous of these guys. I barely have enough time in my life to hate my own team right now and these dudes are pulling down jobs where they can spend all day/night on opponents boards talking ****.

Having two degrees offers a lot of flexibility that I would not have if I was grinding it out in some hourly wage job.

You're clearly living the dream.

 

 

Agreed.

[MiamiNed]

Story time with Uncle Nads. That's cool, bro. Thanks for sharing.

 

What time do you have to start transitioning over to the lunch menu?

[JTrue]

I'm sort of jealous of these guys. I barely have enough time in my life to hate my own team right now and these dudes are pulling down jobs where they can spend all day/night on opponents boards talking ****.

Having two degrees offers a lot of flexibility that I would not have if I was grinding it out in some hourly wage job.

You're clearly living the dream.

Agreed.

All my multiple degrees get me is sitting here taking a dump and drinking my coffee. You get to do that, but with the smug knowledge this isn't even your board. Well played, sir.

[MiamiNed]

Getting nasty in here

 

Unfortunately, a lot of people here take it way past football smack. And if they're going to dish it out, they should be prepared to hear some truth.

[GaUSFBull]

Story time with Uncle Nads. That's cool, bro. Thanks for sharing.

 

What time do you have to start transitioning over to the lunch menu?

I'm guessing right about the time your boss comes in and sees the Barely 18 porn tab on your computer monitor.

[Skingraft]

 

 

Story time with Uncle Nads. That's cool, bro. Thanks for sharing.

 

What time do you have to start transitioning over to the lunch menu?

I'm guessing right about the time your boss comes in and sees the Barely 18 porn tab on your computer monitor.

 

[MiamiNed]

 

 

Story time with Uncle Nads. That's cool, bro. Thanks for sharing.

 

What time do you have to start transitioning over to the lunch menu?

I'm guessing right about the time your boss comes in and sees the Barely 18 porn tab on your computer monitor.

 

 

Public school humor. Shoulda known.

[NewEnglandBull]

Things you will never hear a UM grad say:

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight.

I thought Graceland was tacky.

I’ve got it all on the C: drive.

I hate show offs.

Let’s go to a road game.

Do you think my gut is too big?

Cheaters never prosper.

Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.

I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.

Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

Let’s go to the museum.

No, I insist you have the last piece.

Four wheelers are just too dangerous.

I think we should get to know each other better first.

I have reviewed your application.

I hope this wasn’t tested on animals.

[MiamiNed]

Man, I get the hate, really, but the smack has to make sense. If it doesn't ring true, it falls flat. That's a funny list if it's directed at Kentucky.

[BigDkCane]