What is the difference between Steve Spurrier and a litter of puppies? Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining! If you have one gun with two bullets, and Steve Spurrier, Hussein, and Castro in a room, what do you do? Shoot Spurrier twice to make sure the jerk is dead. A woman wants a sophisticated sports car, saved and saved and scrimped and after 5 years she finally had enough money and credit to purchase this special car. So, she buys the car with all the fancy gear and takes it out for a ride, but with all the buttons she can't find the radio controls. She pushes every button on the console but....no luck. So she goes back to the dealership and complains about there being no radio, and the salesman says: on a car like this, the radio has to be very very special....in fact, it is voice activated. Girl asks: how do you get it to work? Salesman says: Radio on: And from a hidden speaker the radio comes on and says what station? Sales guy says: Rock music: Right there the radio plays Rolling Stones record from WKGR; Guy says: County music: Right there the radio plays Garth Brooks on WIRK;Guy says: Alternative: Radio plays Nirvana from WBZ. The girl is ecstatic. Takes the car out. Says: Oldies: On comes WBCH and Bachman Tuner Overdrive. Just then, a car cuts in front of the girl, causes her to screech to a halt. She says: Idiot! From the radio: Welcome to the Steve Spurrier Show!