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http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/62070

dont get too close to your boys.....

Trojans suffering from jock itch

Posted: Thursday August 14, 2008 09:04AM ET

Each day, it seems, another player shows up at USC football practice with a pained expression and an uncomfortable gait, feet spread wide, stepping gingerly across the turf. They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as "a skin irritation." The players call it "jock itch." While dislocated kneecaps and high ankle sprains draw more attention, Coach Pete Carroll said he has never seen anything like the minor outbreak that caused key players to miss practice Wednesday. As much as 25% of the team has been affected by the apparent run of tinea cruris, kicker David Buehler estimated. The condition seems to have spread by way of new compression shorts, or tights, worn under their football pants. Tailback Joe McKnight and receiver Travon Patterson were sufficiently afflicted to spend Wednesday's practice on the sideline. "It burns," Patterson said.

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Sounds like they need some Valtrex...

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You know they can afford it with their salaries

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A nasty side effect from stuffing cash payments from boosters and agents down your pants.

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"It burns," Patterson said.

I think the kid just set himself for some serious taunting and hilarious signs going on the road this year.... :D

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They might want to look into the possibility of a common "love intrest"...say the dancers or cheerleaders...

"It Burns"... :ROFLMAO

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are they rub'n them together or something?

the trojans having a jock problem?

too many jokes here...must....be productive....for the rest of the day.

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They might want to look into the possibility of a common "love intrest"...say the dancers or cheerleaders...

"It Burns"... :ROFLMAO

you may be on to something here

i have been invited to practice but i am so busy  and i dont have the time

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i have been invited to practice but i am so busy  and i dont have the time

Tell them you heard about their problematic pecker practices and that's just not "how you roll," you're a USF Bull.

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i have been invited to practice but i am so busy  and i dont have the time

Invited? Arent they open to the public?

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