mikebeau

I had to dig this up for absolutely no reason other that I thought about it and the **** is hillarious

You just finished having a successful win at a bowl game and you are thinking about UCF!!!  You are one sad puppy. 

Sad to say, but I actually agree with you knight fan. I would expect this sometime later in the offseason but not at the time it was posted...

brain just thought about it and i had to resurrect.  didnt know it puts me in this cesspool

I had to dig this up for absolutely no reason other that I thought about it and the **** is hillarious

Nothing beats streaking up a clean toilet in a building or floor used primarily by faculty.

Makes you smile to be in the middle of a big one and a guy in some dress shoes and slacks walks in to see his sacred spot being violated by a student--with the bookbag hanging out the bottom

this is my favorite thread of all time

I have never recommended a thread for the Hall of Fame, but this one should be there.  Theres something very therapeutic about taking a dump. 

I havent been on campus, especially to drop knowledge, in a loooong time.  But my favorite place was the 5th floor of the Library.  Not the nicest facilities, but plently of privacy.  Its all about being comfortable for me. 

i never liked the library.  seemed like there was bathrooms only off the elevator lobbys.  Maybe i didnt look hard enough.  Anytime i tried to sneak away to a floor to lower the boom it was never empty. 

There are some little used lecture halls on the other side of campus that were worth the detour

Cooper? Is that the bldg with the subway?  If so hell no.  See my rules above

That place violates all of them

My response was filled with sarcasm.

However, you can smell Subway from anywhere in the building.

went in there once.  standing in piss and the most overcrowded building. 

sorry- missed the sarcasm

Cooper? Is that the bldg with the subway?  If so hell no.  See my rules above

That place violates all of them

Third floor of the CIS building, hands down.  There was only one stall and I was never once interrupted in an entire semester of dumps.  My class was at 1400 on Mondays and Wednesdays.  I always geared my "afternoon constitutional" for that time, and it always paid off.  I would often bring my Game Boy with me.

Keep in mind that I graduated in 2004, so things may have changed since then.

good call on the CIS.  I remember that one.  had Stat 2 at night in there. pretty new building

top floor of the business building is a great place to drop a loaf with very little interruption

Definitely one of the best places on campus to have some privacy dropping a dookie.

The education building is one of the nicest buildings overall so their bathrooms are kind of the measuring stick.

When you decide what a quality bathroom is you have to take into consideration the following

1) cleanliness - 

2) comfort

3)  size - only one toilet?  thats a no go.  one other guy shows up to drop a deuce and your power hour of study is ruined.

4) traffic - off the beaten path.  Go for a building seldom used or a floor that is mainly used by faculty or not at all.

find a good spot and you can squeeze off that morning coffee deuce or the after lunch bomb as if you were in the confines of your own home

Without a doubt the nicest bathrooms I have had the pleasure of stinking up while on campus would be the business building. I am never on that side of campus unless I am at the library but it is worth the extra walk

top floor of the business building is a great place to drop a loaf with very little interruption

Matt Grothe

Marquel Blackwell

Kawika Mitchell

Selvie/jenkins/JR Reed

BB Waldon/Altron Jackson

All of this is futile banter if Cincy destroys us! Here's to hoping we used the bye week to prepare for Cincy since we have this week to prepare for Louisville....

Cincy on a Thursday night away game in freezing temperatures will destroy us!

here here :cheers

if we spent two weeks preparing for Syracuse we will fail.  Hopefully we spent about 5 minutes watching Syracuse game tape, and spent the rest of the two weeks developing and practicing a game plan for UL and Cinci

how did this get dug up?

What the heck are these things?  I feel so old all of a sudden.  Are they used to practice Beer Pong?  How about that game where you try to toss a bean bag into a hole?  Should I have one myself????

A game from Cincinnati.  Great for tailgating and drinking.

I picked it up because my wife is from a town near Cinci and they play it up there. 

i was one of the original members of death row and it will never be back.  the reason is that those seats are not allowed to be used any more by students.  it was the best, rowdy, and awesome student group ever.  we had coaches and even the conference commisoner come and talk to us.  he gave us free tickets to the tournament.  it will never happen again because simply the school got rid of us because we were making a bad name for the sun dome people.  mike lapan was basically the person who did not want us.  i have a videotape of all our highlights on tv and sportscenter and watch it once in a while for some big smiles

always in death row

brian jonas

upload it to youtube.

2nd.  Don;t deprive us who came after you of seeing death row

I saw the reference to Mike Pepper's $20 wager on the newspaper blogs.  That could be one sweet payday.