My car was one of a handful of FSU-decorated cars that were vandalized while parked off of Himes and Ivy Saturday night. The side of my car was keyed pretty badly and the FSU magnets were ripped off and taken.
In the off chance that you might be reading this board, I wanted to ask why you did this. I also wanted to ask if it made you feel any better about yourself, your pathetic life, or your garbage football program that will never amount to anything.
I would very much like to meet with you face to face about this. Now I realize you are a coward (keying someone's car with no one around is something a coward would do) but perhaps you'd like to grow a pair and confront me about it.
I won't get my hopes up, but I figured it's worth a try. You could start by emailing me at mbaker775@gmail.com.