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  1. 1) Why must I pay $7 for to get in a fight with the parking nazis?  Someone please explain to these guys it is called "tailgating" for a reason.  I wanted to park my SUV so I could open the back and not have a car behind me.  These guys yell and scream and through a fit.  They act like I attacked them personally.  IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!

    2) Why must a old fat lady always sit behind me and want me to sit down? It's a football game, not church.  GET UP AND CHEER!

    3) Why make a sign?  I sit in the front row of the south endzone.  The security (FHP) harassed us about hanging our sign over the railing.  I guess these guys have to feel like they are doing something.  I PROMISE, MY SIGN WON'T HURT YOU.

    4) The Referees suck!

    5) Why is USF letting the USM queer Cheerleaders run their flags on our field?  I wanted to jump on the field every time they did that.

    6) Can we get some logos painted on the field?

    7) Did I mention they refs suck?  I hope they are better in the Big East.

    8) Can we get someone with some emotion in the Rocky costume?  He sucks this year.  I actually saw him shaking hands with the USM mascot posing for a picture!  DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND, KICK HIS ASS!

    9) I know the Bulls are going to mismanage the clock right before halftime.  Some things you just expect.

    10) Do we have anybody in the band with any rhythm?  I wanted to shoot myself during halftime.

    Thanks for letting me *****!

  2. What is the difference between Steve Spurrier and a litter of puppies?

    Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining!

    If you have one gun with two bullets, and Steve Spurrier, Hussein, and Castro in a room, what do

    you do?

    Shoot Spurrier twice to make sure the jerk is dead.

    A woman wants a sophisticated sports car, saved and saved and scrimped and after 5 years she finally had enough money and credit to purchase this special car. So, she buys the car with all the fancy gear and takes it out for a ride, but with all the buttons she can't find the radio controls. She pushes every button on the console but....no luck.

    So she goes back to the dealership and complains about there being no radio, and the salesman

    says: on a car like this, the radio has to be very very special....in fact, it is voice activated. Girl asks:

    how do you get it to work? Salesman says: Radio on: And from a hidden speaker the radio comes

    on and says what station? Sales guy says: Rock music: Right there the radio plays Rolling Stones

    record from WKGR; Guy says: County music: Right there the radio plays Garth Brooks on

    WIRK;Guy says: Alternative: Radio plays Nirvana from WBZ.

    The girl is ecstatic. Takes the car out. Says: Oldies: On comes WBCH

    and Bachman Tuner Overdrive.

    Just then, a car cuts in front of the girl, causes her to screech to a halt. She says: Idiot! From the

    radio:

    Welcome to the Steve Spurrier Show!

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