OT: Super Bowl Commercial Review/Mocksession

[Bobcat99]

I do this every year, and sorry for putting it here, but traffic in the other threads is so slow. Hope you get a few laughs.

Part one

http://bubbaprog.livejournal.com/3271.html

Part two

http://bubbaprog.livejournal.com/3424.html

Parts three & four

http://bubbaprog.livejournal.com/3591.html

[Bobcat99]

it's a joke.

[79 Bull]

BC99, very cool.

[Sitting_BULL]

Ahh, skydiving. Who doesn't love it? Well, one guy, it seems, as he gets cold feet and won't jump. So his instructor tosses out a six-pack of Bud Light as "incentive"... but he's too late. The pilot jumps out first, then the instructor.

Of course, if they knew anything about physics, they'd realize Newton's Second Law dictates they will never reach the bottles of beer, unless they can manage to morph their bodies into a shape with a lower coefficient of drag than a glass cylinder of beer. Which is unlikely.

Seems the guy is taking these a little too seriously if you ask me.

[Bobcat99]

far from it, you just have to keep in mind my sense of humor :-P The really solid stuff is page two, that's where I hit my stride with the Gary Fencik and Gregg Jeffries references...