Miscommunication = No hotel room for ND trip- HELP!

[Kellyb379]

Hello Fellow Bulls,

After a miscommunication with friends, I am left without a place to stay while in Chicago for the ND game. I would get a room downtown by myself but its a little out of my price range, If anyone has a space for one more person I am willing to split cost & have no problem sleeping on a floor!!! I am flying into Chicago on Friday and leaving Monday. I would love to be able to stay somewhere near the loop, so I can easily meet up with my friends. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!!!!

USF Alumnus,

Kelly

[The Sheriff]

Kelly...

Spoke to my two other buddies... We're staying in South Bend from Thursday night thru Sunday morning. We'll have space on the floor (bring a sleeping bag). We intend to drink... none of us smoke though (cigarettes that is, not sure if my buddies smoke weed - I never have though). If you can handle having a good time, shoot me a text (480-522-6877).

Simple ground rules: If you do any illicit drugs (hey, it's America), just keep it out of the room (room is in my name, don't want the hassle)... Having the ability to score with women is a plus (however any girl that looks anything close to 18 will have to produce a valid ID). I haven't resulted to hookers or escorts yet (probably in about 10 or 15 years); however, if you must go there, use the backseat of their car (not the room). I don't have the patience to deal with a pimp trying to bust into our room to get his woman back because you decided to take the festivities to overtime. Essentially, none of us want to be the fall guy and end up in jail. I've been making these roadtrips with my buddies since 2001. We trust each other and expect the trust to be mutual. We're Bulls and we consider each other family on this message board.

My track record says you'll have fun...

Terry

[Brad]

Oh my...Terry.

:ROFLMAO

I knew you'd help a fellow Bull if you saw it.  But the disclaimer was a bit much. 

[The Sheriff]

Just keeping it real Brad... The poster is relatively new to the board... not sure if he/she knows what he/she could be getting into.

[Brad]

Full disclosure and full dis-clothes-ure all in one disclaimer.

Kelly, we may outfit you with a helmet cam.

[ctbrown24]

I believe she met you at the bowl game last year...

[The Sheriff]

Drawing blanks CTBrown... I just remember lots of drinks and random Facebook photos with some chicks with big brains... Just how I would like to remember a trip.

If Kelly is a chick, she'll be alright. We typically have a fem or two that crash with us from time to time (I met some girl on the beach in Pensacola that night before the FSU game and she ended up driving with me and staying with us for the weekend). My good friend Marcela also crashed with us in Gainesville last year and said it was one of her better memories for a road trip - I guess a lot of alcohol can have that effect (no, no one hit it).

[outrunner]

Kelly...

Spoke to my two other buddies... We're staying in South Bend from Thursday night thru Sunday morning. We'll have space on the floor (bring a sleeping bag). We intend to drink... none of us smoke though (cigarettes that is, not sure if my buddies smoke weed - I never have though). If you can handle having a good time, shoot me a text (480-522-6877).

Simple ground rules: If you do any illicit drugs (hey, it's America), just keep it out of the room (room is in my name, don't want the hassle)... Having the ability to score with women is a plus (however any girl that looks anything close to 18 will have to produce a valid ID). I haven't resulted to hookers or escorts yet (probably in about 10 or 15 years); however, if you must go there, use the backseat of their car (not the room). I don't have the patience to deal with a pimp trying to bust into our room to get his woman back because you decided to take the festivities to overtime. Essentially, none of us want to be the fall guy and end up in jail. I've been making these roadtrips with my buddies since 2001. We trust each other and expect the trust to be mutual. We're Bulls and we consider each other family on this message board.

My track record says you'll have fun...

Terry

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

Do I hear a 2nd?

[Brad]

Sad, I remember now the posts of Terry's that we lost in a board crash in the early days of his road trips...

Multiple Hall of Fame entries for Terry. 

[BleedGreenAndGold]

Kelly...

Spoke to my two other buddies... We're staying in South Bend from Thursday night thru Sunday morning. We'll have space on the floor (bring a sleeping bag). We intend to drink... none of us smoke though (cigarettes that is, not sure if my buddies smoke weed - I never have though). If you can handle having a good time, shoot me a text (480-522-6877).

Simple ground rules: If you do any illicit drugs (hey, it's America), just keep it out of the room (room is in my name, don't want the hassle)... Having the ability to score with women is a plus (however any girl that looks anything close to 18 will have to produce a valid ID). I haven't resulted to hookers or escorts yet (probably in about 10 or 15 years); however, if you must go there, use the backseat of their car (not the room). I don't have the patience to deal with a pimp trying to bust into our room to get his woman back because you decided to take the festivities to overtime. Essentially, none of us want to be the fall guy and end up in jail. I've been making these roadtrips with my buddies since 2001. We trust each other and expect the trust to be mutual. We're Bulls and we consider each other family on this message board.

My track record says you'll have fun...

Terry

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

Do I hear a 2nd?

I second on the strength of the pimp line alone.