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[CyberBull]

"Has anyone seen any of my assistants?"

[Brad]

Please tell me that is not Bergman.  Perhaps just another bat-****** at UCF?

I pictured Bergman to be the hitter not the catcher.

"Has anyone seen one of my asses"?

[Carolina_Bull]

"I'm looking to recruit a new catcher."

[crambone]

"If you don't let me **** you, I will be forced to choke you!"

[Brad]

Really though, is that wormy looking dude Bergman?  If so, I'm beginning to believe the whole bat in the butt thing.

[___ Eats It]

"Hey there, Phil!  I'll give you a Werther's creamy caramel candy if you let me shove this Louisville Slugger all the way up your puckered starfish until it hits your esophagus.  On second thought, I'll do it anyway and eat the Werther's myself."

[Carolina_Bull]

"Coach, why have you replaced the pine tar with lubricant?"

[___ Eats It]

[RicanBull]

"If you show me your fungo I'll show you mine"

[USFMikeB]

"I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat"