BULLO12 Posted April 20, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted April 20, 2008 A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?Ã¢â‚¬ÂThe ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hell no they ain'tÃ¢â‚¬Â. Ã¢â‚¬Å“The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'Ã¢â‚¬Å“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'amÃ¢â‚¬Â, replied the greeter. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I just couldn't believe you got laid twiceÃ¢â‚¬Â. Ã¢â‚¬Å“Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-MartÃ¢â‚¬Â. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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