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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?â€Â

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain'tâ€Â.  “The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'amâ€Â, replied the greeter. “I just couldn't believe you got laid twiceâ€Â. “Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Martâ€Â.

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