FBI Joins Search for Baylor Athletics Program

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FBI Joins Search for Baylor Athletics Program

The FBI joined the search for the missing Baylor athletics program last week. The universitys athletics program has been missing for the better part of two decades.

 We welcome the FBIs assistance in helping us recover some semblance of athletic success on the Baylor campus, said Athletic Director Tom Stanton. We are somewhat aware of the location of our track and baseball teams, but those dont really count. Our football and basketball programs are what need to be located.

 FBI investigators are looking into evidence that the Baylor athletics program has actually been missing since the 1940s, whereas other evidence suggest it never existed at all.

Very Intriguing lol

[smazza]

call in scully and mulder

[Guest wildrover]

I hate to say it, AS this is a tradgedy, but when you invite thugs and street rats who can't barely speak let alone have what it takes to get through college to play basketball for ya its only a matter of time before something this urban happends with your team.