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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it when someone is low on gas, they lower the radio and hold their breathe?

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1.      Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

when you reach under.. your closer to kissing your a$$ goodbye

2.      What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Oh Sh!t

3.      What do people in China call their good plates?

British Plates

4.      Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

yes

5.      If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Cream pie mix

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How come when you are in a rush to do anything important you always need to go take a pizz all of a sudden?   Or when you are trying to open the house front door with fourteen bags of groceries with your keys in you pocket your bladder relaxes?  ...Or is that just me?  :)

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Why are instructions in brail on a drive thru atm?

You know I work for a bank and still dont know the answer to that and neither does anyone that works with me

Due to the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). It's a law.

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If 7-11's are open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors?

:ROFLMAO

and if planes have floatation devices under seats instead of parachutes

why don't ships have parachutes instead of floatation devices?

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If Repulicans are considered the RIGHT

Why aren't the Democrats considered the WRONG (instead of the LEFT)?

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If 7-11's are open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors?

If 7-11's are open 24 hours, why aren't they called 7-7's?

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