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Hypothetical Question... ;-)


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If you happened to come into possession of a life-sized cardboard cutout of George O'Leary...

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... and you were going to be tailgating at the Citrus Bowl in a high-dollar donor lot this weekend, what would you do to "decorate" it?

You have the following restrictions:

1.  No profanity/vulgarity.

2.  The cutout cannot be damaged in any way.  It's on loan from God, much like my talent.

I'm open to the best, most creative suggestions.  Winner gets a beer at the next USF home game (with proper ID, of course).

This of course is COMPLETELY hypothetical and will in no way be on display Saturday morning at 10 AM in Lot C of the Citrus Bowl parking lots.   ;)

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a fake resume has to go in one hand and a letter of resignation to UCF stating that he will take the first offer from a BCS school has to go in the other

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How about (since his hands are on his hips) some type of Boxing/Wrestling title belt that says something like "Got BCS?"

or "UNH Football"

Or maybe alter the sign to say

"100% Lard, No Less"

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"Got KnightLight?"

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Nice pic, but I think Zima is more O'Leary's speed...  ;)

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Nice pic, but I think Zima is more O'Leary's speed...  ;)

Word is he drank no alcohol, girlie drinks included, while lettering at UNH, completing his Masters from NYU and discovering electricity.

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Dress him like a pig in a female Hawaii outfit to commemorate their bowl game.   :'(

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Nice pic, but I think Zima is more O'Leary's speed...  ;)

Word is he drank no alcohol, girlie drinks included, while lettering at UNH, completing his Masters from NYU and discovering electricity.

He and that former Presidential candidate both share the patent for the internet also  8-)

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Get him a cowboy hat and a lasso and he can be the Twinkie spokesman.  (w all that yellow)

Twinkies do have a long shelf life (at least thats what homer simpson said) and w his contract, it fits.  

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