The Sheriff Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 721 Content Count: 6,754 Reputation: 806 Days Won: 19 Joined: 12/24/2001 Share Posted April 22, 2004 in Green Iquana on Madiera Beach. I was in love when I first saw her, and then she told me without me asking that she was transferring from junior college to USF next year. I doubt I'll get the phone call from her because she was wasted out of her mind and will wonder who the hell I am when she looks at her phone sober, but if you're a student on campus, imagine a brunette Brittany Spears, but with a better body. Keep your eyes open... definitely marriage material... something you would definitely brag to dad about! Her alias... Stephanie... At least she took my number on her accord... I told her she was too drunk for me to talk too... man, I hope this reverse psychology sh_t works, because if she calls... my ass will be on cloud nine.The Sheriff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulls96go Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 724 Content Count: 10,219 Reputation: 2 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/2002 Share Posted April 22, 2004 marry her!ET- you've got companyyou are a good man no matter what the gnats say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldad Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 10 Content Count: 365 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/13/2002 Share Posted April 22, 2004 How do you think I got my wife to marry me!!!! Kept her drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight_fan Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 60 Content Count: 289 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/21/2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 marry her!ET- you've got companyyou are a good man no matter what the gnats say!It's not us he has to worry about. Chip Skipperson should come along any minute now. And then we can all have a good laugh when CS rips him a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velcro Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 999 Content Count: 19,229 Reputation: 7 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/14/2002 Share Posted April 22, 2004 How true... that is usually our comic relief for the day on the main board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIPSTYLE Posted April 22, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 12 Content Count: 78 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/07/2002 Share Posted April 22, 2004 can i be a best man/ bull? i'll be painted?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.T. Posted April 23, 2004 Group: TBP Subscriber III Topic Count: 4,729 Content Count: 37,556 Reputation: 2,300 Days Won: 29 Joined: 12/24/2001 Share Posted April 23, 2004 WOW ! The Sheriff said the "M" word Well, the women will be safer ... cause I was never a threat 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sheriff Posted April 23, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 721 Content Count: 6,754 Reputation: 806 Days Won: 19 Joined: 12/24/2001 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 She forgot she met the guy of her dreams... oh well, back in the hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Round Table Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Sheriff, aren't you the same guy that played football at 27. That would make you what, about 29 today. I don't know if I should call you the man for still getting college girls, or if I should tell you its time to move on.From my experiance, they are much better in their late 20's then they are in their early 20's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Posted April 23, 2004 Group: Member Topic Count: 7 Content Count: 23 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/2003 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Well, I am very happy I give ya'll comic relief. If the Sheriff wants to "see" girls in their early 20's while he is in the early 30's, then he has to contend with the moral and social consequences of his actions. Although, I would love to see his reaction if one of these "girls" are secretly clad in Gator, Nole, Cane, or Knight panties. Watch out sheriff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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