Jump to content

Met the most beautiful girl tonight

The Sheriff

By The Sheriff
in USF South Florida Bulls Athletics

 Share

Recommended Posts

The Sheriff Toro Magnifico

The Sheriff

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  722
  • Content Count:  6,773
  • Reputation:   825
  • Days Won:  19
  • Joined:  12/24/2001
Posted

in Green Iquana on Madiera Beach. I was in love when I first saw her, and then she told me without me asking that she was transferring from junior college to USF next year. I doubt I'll get the phone call from her because she was wasted out of her mind and will wonder who the hell I am when she looks at her phone sober, but if you're a student on campus, imagine a brunette Brittany Spears, but with a better body. Keep your eyes open... definitely marriage material... something you would definitely brag to dad about! Her alias... Stephanie...

At least she took my number on her accord... I told her she was too drunk for me to talk too... man, I hope this reverse psychology sh_t works, because if she calls... my ass will be on cloud nine.

The Sheriff

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bulls96go Toro Magnifico

bulls96go

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  724
  • Content Count:  10,219
  • Reputation:   2
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  01/17/2002
Posted

marry her!

ET- you've got company

you are a good man no matter what the gnats say!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bulldad Rising Star

bulldad

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  10
  • Content Count:  365
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  10/13/2002
Posted

How do you think I got my wife to marry me!!!! Kept her drunk!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
knight_fan Toro Magnifico

knight_fan

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  60
  • Content Count:  289
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  01/21/2004
Posted
marry her!

ET- you've got company

you are a good man no matter what the gnats say!

It's not us he has to worry about.  Chip Skipperson should come along any minute now.  And then we can all have a good laugh when CS rips him a new one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Velcro Toro Magnifico

Velcro

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  999
  • Content Count:  19,229
  • Reputation:   7
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  01/14/2002
Posted

How true... that is usually our comic relief for the day on the main board.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
FLIPSTYLE Enthusiast

FLIPSTYLE

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  12
  • Content Count:  78
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  01/07/2002
Posted

can i be a best man/ bull? i'll be painted??

Link to comment
Share on other sites
E.T. Toro Magnifico

E.T.

Posted
  • Group:  TBP Subscriber III
  • Topic Count:  4,825
  • Content Count:  38,605
  • Reputation:   2,777
  • Days Won:  32
  • Joined:  12/24/2001
Posted

WOW !  :o

The Sheriff said the "M" word  :o

Well, the women will be safer ... cause I was never a threat  8)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
The Sheriff Toro Magnifico

The Sheriff

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  722
  • Content Count:  6,773
  • Reputation:   825
  • Days Won:  19
  • Joined:  12/24/2001
  • Author
Posted

She forgot she met the guy of her dreams... oh well, back in the hunt.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest Round Table

Guest Round Table

Posted
Posted

Sheriff, aren't you the same guy that played football at 27.  That would make you what, about 29 today.  I don't know if I should call you the man for still getting college girls, or if I should tell you its time to move on.

From my experiance, they are much better in their late 20's then they are in their early 20's.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Chip Explorer

Chip

Posted
  • Group:  Member
  • Topic Count:  7
  • Content Count:  23
  • Reputation:   0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  05/21/2003
Posted

Well, I am very happy I give ya'll comic relief. If the Sheriff wants to "see" girls in their early 20's while he is in the early 30's, then he has to contend with the moral and social consequences of his actions. Although, I would love to see his reaction if one of these "girls" are secretly clad in Gator, Nole, Cane, or Knight panties. Watch out sheriff!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Tell a friend

    Love TheBullsPen.com? Tell a friend!

  • South Florida Fight Song

     

  • Pick All Before First Game Standings

    1. 1
      50
      MSBulls
      MSBulls
      View picks
    2. 1
      50
      Bob Loblaw
      Bob Loblaw
      View picks
    3. 1
      50
      CSBull96
      CSBull96
      View picks
    4. 1
      50
      flsportsfan83
      flsportsfan83
      View picks
    5. 1
      50
      Peatearpan
      Peatearpan
      View picks
    view full standings
  • TAMPA WEATHER
  • usf-logo2.jpg
    Opponent Message Boards
    "Let them know you're from The Bulls Pen"

    Recommend one

     

    vs Bethune (8/31)

    at Alabama (9/7)  
    TideFans (I)
    TDAlabama (I)

    at So. Miss (9/14)

    vs Miami (9/21)
    Canes Insight (I)
    Miami-Hurricanes (I)

    at Tulane (09/28)
    Ye Olde Green wave (I)

    vs. Memphis (10/11)
    Tigers' Lair (R)

    vs. UAB (10/19) 
    Blazer Talk (CSN)

    at FAU (11/1)
    The Owl's Nest (I)

    vs Navy (11/9)

    at Charlotte (11/16)
    Niner Nation (I)

    at Rice (11/30) 

  • Quotes

    We've talked about getting back to being the toughest, most violent people out there. Let's be the best version of ourselves and really get back to the culture of how we (USF) used to step across the line and play anybody. Let's hold on to the culture of when they were tough … and they (opponents) knew it was going to be long damn day for themselves.

    Kevin Patrick  

  • Recent Achievements

    • Helpful
      E.T.
      E.T. earned a badge
      Helpful
    • One Year In
      lizbestofficial
      lizbestofficial earned a badge
      One Year In
    • One Month Later
      MariaS
      MariaS earned a badge
      One Month Later
    • Week One Done
      Beth
      Beth earned a badge
      Week One Done
    • Great Content
      Gatorbull325
      Gatorbull325 earned a badge
      Great Content

  • Popular Contributors

    1. 1
      Rocky Style
      Rocky Style
      72
    2. 2
      belgianbull
      belgianbull
      39
    3. 3
      Brad
      Brad
      32
    4. 4
      CousinRicky
      CousinRicky
      30
    5. 5
      E.T.
      E.T.
      27

  • Quotes

    With the climate going on in NCAA athletics, you’re either moving forward at a hard pace or you’re not. I think what intrigued me the most is they’re very determined to become a big player nationally.

    Mitch Hannahs  

×
×
  • Create New...