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from www.nydailynews.com

Coming, going

Several Yankees have packed up for the winter but most of them still haven't been back to the Stadium since stepping off the team bus on Tuesday, hours after the decisive Game 5 loss to the Angels. Here's a closer look:

ALL PACKED

Tom Gordon - Gone in a Flash.

Tino Martinez - Best speed he's shown in years.

Jaret Wright - Early exit is nothing new - at least he wasn't hit by any flying objects.

Felix Rodriguez - Should've been asked to clean out locker in May.

Shawn Chacon - May be only Yankee not afraid to show his face.

Robinson Cano - If only he'd gotten this good a jump in Game 5.

Tanyon Sturtze - But not before making a mess for Tom Gordon and Mariano Rivera to clean up.

Bubba Crosby - Made sure he didn't run into Gary Sheffield.

Al Leiter - What a shock: he was only Yank to talk on Tuesday.

Mike Mussina - Left most of his stuff in the hotel in Anaheim, anyway.

Scott Proctor - Like most of his pitches, left the ballpark in a hurry.

WHERE ARE THEY?

Derek Jeter - Still waiting for someone to drive him in.

Alex Rodriguez - Thought his belongings would be at Petco Park.

Gary Sheffield - Refuses to come in until he gets a contract extension.

Bernie Williams - If he doesn't pick up his stuff, Yanks have to keep him, right?

Mariano Rivera - Plans to close out the packing after not getting a chance to close title run.

Randy Johnson - Won't come pick up boxes unless he's pumped up by fans booing.

Mark Bellhorn - Still calling ex-Red Sox teammates to taunt them for getting swept.

Jason Giambi - Free Viagra for winning Comeback Player of the Year award keeping him busy at home.

Hideki Matsui - Needs time off after playing every game of season and falling apart at the end.

Alan Embree - Waiting for someone's stuff to catch fire so he can come in and pour on some gasoline.

Jorge Posada - Watching ALCS at home and hoping Bengie Molina doesn't take his job next year.

John Flaherty - Has twice as much work to do as Randy Johnson's personal locker cleaner.

Matt Lawton - Didn't have anything in the first place.

Aaron Small - Joe Torre prefers to let someone with experience clean out the lockers.

Ruben Sierra - Not exactly known for his speed.

Chien-Ming Wang - Wonder if he has a Tom Emanski fielding video in there.

Tony Womack - Invisble all season anyway, maybe he's already come and gone.

Carl Pavano - Who?

Originally published on October 13, 2005

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