McCants Thread

[Thebullsfan]

The Earth rotates because of McCants. Scientist have determined the cause but they know it's due to something that McCants does. 

Edited September 20, 2018 by Thebullsfan

[Gatorbull325]

ECU folklore - 

McCants once shook a pirate's hand....that pirate became Captain Hook. 

[Roaming Bull]

34 minutes ago, Gatorbull325 said:

ECU folklore - 

McCants once shook a pirate's hand....that pirate became Captain Hook. 

So tick tock croc is based on McCants? Who knew

[Apis Bull]

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a pirate captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a Navy ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the Navy boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the Navy was repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two Navy vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that Tyre McCants was on his way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

[pistonpete]

Reports coming in from North Carolina are that there is fear that the damage that will be caused in Tampa by Tyre McCants this Saturday far outweighs anything that they had to deal with up there from Hurricane Florence.

Edited September 20, 2018 by pistonpete

[SpeedyBull]

This week was a special week of preparation in Orlando as the Pirates prepare for their USF matchup. However one practice was postponed because McCants went to Disney Land.

Edited September 22, 2018 by SpeedyBull
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[OcalaBull2]

I remember this happening last week but this no call annoys me. We had plenty of justifiable penalties but games are always tough when refs don’t see things like this right in front of them. 

 

[pistonpete]

Captain Morgan Rum has announced a new rum along with a new pirate mascot.  Captain McCants Rum.  This new rum is twice as strong as the original, much smoother, and knocks you on your butt twice as fast!

Edited September 21, 2018 by pistonpete

[MikeG]

[SpeedyBull]

43 minutes ago, MikeG said:

Because of that play, now every team wants a free ride from McCants to the endzone.