Found Funny: GO BULLS!

[Skingraft]

1 - I will NOT attend ANYTHING past 11am on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on your television.

1. Televisions must be a minimum of 50" diagonal with a minimum resolution of something clear enough to see. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions and seating with direct line of sight of said television will take priority over those events that do not.
2. Events broadcasting USF football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
3. Events broadcasting USF football will take priority over all other events except the above.

2 - I will be high strung, loud, and extremely obnoxious if you are around me while USF is playing. Things may/may not be thrown. If any of your belongings are damaged I will repair/replace them, but I will not care until after the post-game analysis.

3 - I will wear Green and Gold on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*

4 - If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (#1) above, be aware that I will chant GO BULLS wherever I am and anytime I want. Chanting GO BULLS is a must on the weekends especially during games. 
4a - In the event that USF begins during a prayer, I will reverently and respectfully wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the chant. After all, Jesus is a USF fan too. 

5 - My attendance at weddings, wedding showers, and baby showers are for bye weeks ONLY. It's not my fault you are starting your married/family life and proving to everyone that you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b - *Or as soon as the game and the post game show are over*

6 - In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not a USF fan, you will not cheer against the BULLS, but I will cheer against your crappy team. Any negative statement about my BULLS will not be fine, and could result in your injury.

Thanks for understanding everyone.

 

* I had a friend send me this for her team; modified it for mine and wanted to share
 

[DELdaBull]

This is great

[LrdNorman]

Not sure why this is "funny" -- this is how I think and manage my life...

[Gatorbull325]

1 hour ago, Skingraft said:

1 - I will NOT attend ANYTHING past 11am on Saturdays unless you have NCAA football on your television.

1. Televisions must be a minimum of 50" diagonal with a minimum resolution of something clear enough to see. Events containing ultra-high definition televisions and seating with direct line of sight of said television will take priority over those events that do not.
2. Events broadcasting USF football take priority over all other events, regardless of TV size and definition.
3. Events broadcasting USF football will take priority over all other events except the above.

 

I recommend you download espn to your phone. There were many times last year, I had to watch the game on my phone due to obligations I could not cancel lol

[GaUSFBull]

22 minutes ago, Gatorbull325 said:

I recommend you download espn to your phone. There were many times last year, I had to watch the game on my phone due to obligations I could not cancel lol

Clearly you are much nicer than Skingraft, lol.

Oh snap, I see you're in Lawrenceville, GA ... that's just down the road from me.  

[BDYZR]

2 hours ago, Skingraft said:

3 - I will wear Green and Gold on Friday and Saturday. *No exceptions*

5 - My attendance at weddings, wedding showers, and baby showers are for bye weeks ONLY. It's not my fault you are starting your married/family life and proving to everyone that you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b - *Or as soon as the game and the post game show are over*

3 - And Sunday, win or lose.

5 - I missed all of one nieces wedding and left my daughters wedding shortly after "I Do" because of poor planning on their part.

GO BULLS!

[Skingraft]

1 minute ago, BDYZR said:

3 - And Sunday, win or lose.

5 - I missed all of one nieces wedding and left my daughters wedding shortly after "I Do" because of poor planning on their part.

GO BULLS!

My ex and I planned around a bi-week.. lol

[BullsWinBucsWin]

Can't stand when people decide to get married during college football season, especially when they are fans themselves (in my experience, it's usually Gators that are guilty of this).  I'm not going to lie, I have skipped a few because of it. 

[CousinRicky]

2 hours ago, Skingraft said:

My ex and I planned around a bi-week.. lol

My daughter and son-in-law forced us to miss opening week 2010 but my son-in-law and I made the UF game the next week.

[CousinRicky]

4 hours ago, Skingraft said:

 

4 - If you somehow coerce me into attending an event by having all of the prerequisites listed in (#1) above, be aware that I will chant GO BULLS wherever I am and anytime I want. Chanting GO BULLS is a must on the weekends especially during games. 
4a - In the event that USF begins during a prayer, I will reverently and respectfully wait until the prayer is complete before picking up the chant. After all, Jesus is a USF fan too. 

5 - My attendance at weddings, wedding showers, and baby showers are for bye weeks ONLY. It's not my fault you are starting your married/family life and proving to everyone that you are a horrible planner. I won't be there but I will wish you the best of luck as soon as the game is over.
5b - *Or as soon as the game and the post game show are over*

6 - In the event that we are watching a game together, and you are not a USF fan, you will not cheer against the BULLS, but I will cheer against your crappy team. Any negative statement about my BULLS will not be fine, and could result in your injury.

Thanks for understanding everyone.

 

* I had a friend send me this for her team; modified it for mine and wanted to share
 

Cute story, our youngest grandson (with Down Syndrome) will say U-S-F and make an attempt to flash the horns.  But if you say Go Bulls, even quietly, he cries.  Think he relates it to the games when it is usually really loud.  He does the same with Happy Birthday.  Couldn't sing it last month.  He is yet to make it through a game but God bless our daughter and son-in-law who still bring him to a couple per year and then have to bring him into the club because of his aversion to loud stuff.